Here's what they had to say:
"We will consume alcohol and, once disinhibited, complain about the Hobbit in text. We will also provide the recipes for several Hobbit-themed cocktails, sufficient to render the movie endurable. And provoke an even worse hangover than the movie alone."
We're thinking they may not have enjoyed the movie. But don't let us sway your opinion, see for yourself! Oh, and check the screen every so often--we've spaced out the various recipies throughout the video, and with any luck, you'll be too drunk by the time the Racing Rabbit cocktail shows up to actually make it. Enjoy!